Things you won't learn about me from my CV:

Kathy Kosinski in a hollowed out tree stump
  • I am an extroverted introvert.

  • Sometimes I find myself apologizing to inanimate objects when I drop them.

  • I love to reread my favorite books.

  • I once was retweeted by Neil Gaiman.

  • I once scared a stranger with my squeal when I realized I had been retweeted by Neil Gaiman.

  • I follow far too many podcasts.

  • In fourth grade I wrote to my favorite author, Sharon Creech; when she wrote back I framed the response.

  • Donuts are my favorite surprise food.

  • I believe an ideal world would include large tortoises that freely roam libraries.