Things you won't learn about me from my CV:
I am an extroverted introvert.
Sometimes I find myself apologizing to inanimate objects when I drop them.
I love to reread my favorite books.
I once was retweeted by Neil Gaiman.
I once scared a stranger with my squeal when I realized I had been retweeted by Neil Gaiman.
I follow far too many podcasts.
In fourth grade I wrote to my favorite author, Sharon Creech; when she wrote back I framed the response.
Donuts are my favorite surprise food.
I believe an ideal world would include large tortoises that freely roam libraries.